â Love Consultation (1) â
Germain scratched his head while looking through the timetable of the upcoming yearly examination.
âItâs yearlies alreadyâŠâ
It was a stressful period of the year for all students. For most guardians, test results also mattered to some extent when getting a job post-graduation so they couldnât set it aside for good.
Of course, it didnât really matter for Germain, a high-ranked Grade 2 knight, howeverâŠ
âHaa⊠This is bad. This is bad. I havenât studied at allâŠ!â
âUmm⊠Hopefully, it will be alright if you start studying now, right?â
âMaybe for you because all you have to study is the scripture, but I have to study every theory subject!â
One of the few acquaintances that Germain, a well-known social outsider of the freshmen, interacted with was a mage in his year group, Melina. She was a cute girl with freckles and red hair braided into a ponytail. Germain had no idea how he was able to befriend such a cute girl.
Actually, he had some idea about how it happened.
She was one of his peers who wanted him to introduce her to Senior Marie, the third-year-senior of the Magic Department. He wouldnât have even received such a request if he hadnât been a part of Korin Guardians, the most famous student guild in Merkarva.
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It was a miraculous connection for him, considering how he lived as a diligent priest his whole life.
âWow. Germain. Do you see that?â
On the way out of the lecture hall, Melina pointed at a wide grass garden. It was a popular site for students on a day as good as today, and Germain saw a group that was especially more eye-catching than others.
It was none other than the famous Korin Lork and some female seniors.
The heavily gender-disproportional group was having lunch on the grass. Seeing Korin being fed rice balls while playing the harp was very impressive in many ways.
âHe is a very unique person,â commented Melina.
âBig Bro Korin⊠is indeed amazing.â
He was a famous and popular senior butâŠ
ââŠIsnât that still a bit too⊠debaucherous?â
It was quite an uncomfortable sight for Germain who was a faithful and devout believer. Of course, it didnât feel so good as a man to watch that happen either.
âWhat about it? He is just that good of a person.â
However, Melina seemed to think otherwise.
âThanks to him, I am using items that I wouldnât have been able to use without saving up for two more years. Itâs a lot easier to run missions because of that. There are many more options I can choose from.â
âAhâŠâ
During the Hunting Grounds prac lesson at the start of the semester, he was an irritating enemy who played around with the freshmen students at the beginning of the lesson, but later gave out a high-grade magic stone to all the new students.
He heard Korin had to use almost all of his money for that, so Germain asked him the reason for pulling such a student and Korin simply replied after a shrug.
ăIt was supposed to be for something else, but something unexpected happened.ă
âO well, it was a good thing for the juniors so itâs fine, isnât it?â
He added at the end.
âSeriously⊠what is he thinking?â
He was definitely a weird person.
As a spy from the Xeruem Order hiding inside Merkarva Academy, he could only assume that Korin Lork was someone far exceeding the limitations of his imagination.
âHaaâŠâ
âWhatâs wrong? Why are you sighing?â Melina asked.
âNothing⊠Iâm justâŠâ
JealousâŠ
Instead of saying that final word, Germain rested his eyes on the red-haired girl for a while.
***
Although the conflicting opinions of the demi-humans of Dana Shee and the royal court had yet to fully be resolved, things were getting better with the proactive help of Marie and Estelle.
In any case, since one of the big concerns of the year was over, it was time to focus back on our Academy life for now. The yearly examination and the Autumn Harvest Festival were both getting quite close.
Through the fight against Eochaid Bres, I felt first-hand how I hadnât fully grasped Sebancia Dukeâs power yet.
I might be strong already, but I had to get even stronger.
People were already treating me as if I were a Unique Grade guardian, but my skills were still subpar without the Precepts backing me up.
âDongsaeng~. Dongsaeng~.â
âUhhkâŠ!â
Estelle suddenly threw her arms around me from behind. She appeared to enjoy teasing me with her unhesitant hugs and touches.
She wasnât the only problem. Ever since our trip to the royal capital, there were even more girls actively trying to get closer to me.
Alicia and Hua Ran were the prime examples⊠Whenever they had the chance to, they either linked their arms with mine or threw their arms wide open for a hug.
Well, Hua would hide and push the burden onto Ran after doing that, butâŠ
In any case, there was Marie, Alicia, Hua Ran, Lunia, and even EstelleâŠ
âYou little bastard.â
âCan you even⊠handle it?â
Right. Hearing things like this was therefore completely deserved.
Jaeger and Lark, being close friends of mine, were in fact on the better side. My other peers who used to treat me nicely tended to look at me these days with faces going, âWow⊠What the hell is with this guy?â
Like, roughly 90% of students in schools donât have any experience dating right?
And yet here I was walking around the campus with my arms linked with the well-renowned beauties of our Academy so⊠I could understand why.
-Look. Look at that piece of shit. Heâs hitting on all the girls in our Academy.
-Itâs not just girls. Heâs even hitting on professors.
-And heâs still pretending like heâs not interested in dating.
These days, rumors and discussions about me were getting increasingly worse. In that sense, it was similar to the last iteration, but recently, it was becoming so absurd that nonsensical rumors were being thrown out here and there.
âThereâs no way people are believing that I flirted with 100 girls, rightâŠ?â
âStop your bullcrap buddy.â
âAre you really saying that for real?â
Jaeger and Lark were always like this whenever we were on this topic.
What a terrible bunch of friends!
âThis is very incorrect. Yes, there is indeed a bit of a problem with my relationship butâŠâ
âThere has been a report from Manager Owel of the cafe, Mister Suit, that you have brought more than 30 different girls to that place. What do you think about that rumor, in particular, Mr. Korin Lorkkkk?â
Itâs more than 70 including the last iteration, but this is an unfair attack on my character and a terrible misunderstanding.
âThatâs not how it is. I was just taking some girls so that they could try out the Strawberry Milk Latte menu of that cafe. By the way, isnât it funny that they put âmilkâ in the name of the drink even though latte is already milk?â
That was what it said on the actual menu.
âScrap that, Mr. Korin, you freaking scoundrel of a man. Explain your deplorable actions; not some drink menu.â
This Jaeger guyâŠ
He was venting out his anger on me just because it didnât go well with his crush. It wasnât anything difficult so why was he at it for 6 months?
âI know this stupid Jaeger failed at his relationship, but how are you going these days, Lark?â
âHey, donât you dare change the topic, you freaking player! Explain yourself!!â
Ignoring his outburst, I focused on our magic nerd friend.
âHaa⊠Iâm not you, so how would I have any relationship with girls?â
âWhatâs wrong with you, though?â I asked. âYou have a decent appearance, a bright futureââ
âHello? Mister? Do you remember who broke my dream occupation along with the Tower of Mages?â
âOhhâŠâ
Right. I recalled him going to the Tower of Mages as an intern during one of the holidays.
âThink about it this way; it was a blessing in disguise. The Tower of Mages is one hell of a bad place to work at and your superiors would have been horrible.â
âHaa~. But itâs hard for a Grade 3 mage to find another place to work. I wanted a research post at the least.â
âHey. You came into the Academy as Grade 5 and youâre already in Grade 3 so thatâs a bright future already.â
âNot as much as Mr. Unique Grade.â
âBuddy. Iâm still officially Grade 1.â
âWhat kind of Grade 1 stops an entire army by themselves and changes the terrain with a spear?!â
In any case, the issue was that Larkâs future was looking grim due to me destroying the Tower of Mages.
âIf you want to head into research, how about you work as an assistant professor or head South?â
âThe assistant professor one Iâm thinking of, but⊠the South? Isnât it all farmland over there?â
âSenior Marie and my slaves are all over there. You can take a few mages that can work under you for free forever and set up a research facility.â
ââŠYou said they were working in the salt mine, right?â
Lark seemed appalled by the idea and shivered. I still remember him turning pale when he first heard how we were whipping the high-ranked mages at the salt mines and working them as slaves.
They would have been his superiors after all.
âI heard the plan was to send a few of the hard-working slaves over to research. And maybe a few as a reward for working hard this time around. Actually, do you want a professor-level mage? You can have them teach you all their secrets.â
âHolyâŠâ
He was baffled by me treating a professor-level mage, who could be translated to a semi-Grade 1 guardian, like a lunch box.
Jaeger and Lark â these two guys had a bright future ahead of them just because of a good friend that they made. I was quite well-known for being nice to my friends back in the day as well!
Even on Earth, when Sangwoo, that bloke, was about to give up on baseball due to an injury, I took care of him and did everything! That was the kind of loyal friend I was!
Eventually, when that guy won the Asian Cup, he even mentioned me during an interview.
ăEverything is thanks to my most beloved friend.ă
Kyah~! That was quite touching to hear. Talking about love and whatnot sounded a little corny but that was fine.
I was reminiscing about the past when a young man walked towards me with a stiff look on his face. It was Germain Luther.
âH, hello. Bi⊠I mean, Seniors.â
He was about to call me âBig Broâ as always but changed to âSeniorsâ after throwing a glance at Jaeger and Lark.
âWhatâs up, Germain?â
âUmm⊠I have a consultation to make.â
âIf itâs something I can do for you, sure.â
It was about time to reap the seeds I had sowed with this guy, but putting that aside for now, I focused on what our cute little junior wanted to consult about.
âUhhâŠ! Please help me advance my relationship with this girl!â
âOh damn.â
âHoh~â
Now this is a firstâŠ
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Germain bought a drink and joined our table.
âWhatâs with this all of a sudden? Do you have something going on with a girl?â
âUmm⊠Something like that, I think.â
âWow! 1st-year kids going out? That wasnât even an option for us back in my days!â
Jaeger shouted in anger, but Lark responded to him with pure facts.
âJaeger, thatâs because you were making jokes with a mushroom during cooking.â
âUhkkâŠ!â
âThanks to you, I also received some damage to my social image for being around you. I hope you know that.â Lark added with a sigh.
âWhat about Korin!? Heâs also my friend!â
âHeâs an exception among exceptions. An innate⊠how do I say it; an innate son of a bitch?â
âI think thatâs a bit too mean, Mister.â
I was the nicest person you would see alive.
âAnyway, Junior Germain. Why me of all people?â I asked.
âSo⊠this is my first time having an experience like this, and you were the only person I could rely on for it. Senior Korin.â
âYou probably know already, but Iâm like these guys and donât have much experience dating girââ
Jaeger and Lark suddenly intervened before I could finish my sentence.
âExcuse me, hello? Mr. Ko-douchebag? Can you stop fucking around?â
âDo you have no shame saying such a thing?â
âFar out⊠Whatâs wrong with you guys?â
In any case, according to Germain, it seemed that he was recently getting closer to this freshman student called Melina. It started off when he helped her out during a theology class, and it seemed that they had meals together a few times at the Academy cafeteria and chatted a fair bit.
When he talked about how they went shopping together in the city, Jaeger and Lark showed a positive reaction by going, âOhh~,â butâŠ
âThatâs just being a helper, isnât it?â
I had a different perspective.
âR, really?â
âThatâs just how it seems to me. You are not even that close, and yet she wants you to help out in the city for her shopping? You are being usedââ
âKo-douchebag⊠I donât think soâŠâ
Jaeger showed his disagreement with my comment, but Lark followed through with a question asking for my opinion with intrigue.
âThen what do you think is the requirement to be sure that someone likes you?â
ââŠA kiss?â
âWhat the fuckâŠâ
He immediately swore in response. I thought mages were supposed to stay calm and collected at all times.
âEven if itâs not on the lips⊠shouldnât there still be some level of a kiss?â
âWait. Korin you idiot. What kind of girl starts off with a kiss when youâre not even dating?â
ââŠThere were.â
âThere must have been some kind of tingly interaction before that!â
âS, senior! Donât you think kissing is a bit⊠too early for people to do before going out?â
âNot⊠necessarily?â
The three of them immediately paused after hearing that, and Jaeger slowly opened his mouth as if he noticed something from my response.
âYou fucker⊠Is this from experience?â
ââŠ!â
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âW, who is it!? Who did you kiss?!â
âU, uhh⊠So! Who should I talk about first?â
âWhat??!â
âItâs not just one person!?â
âBig Bro Korin?!â
This is a misunderstanding, guys⊠I mean, not really butâŠ
âWait, guys. Thatâs not the important part right now. Of course, it didnât start off with a kiss and there were some interactions before that that you might not do with friends, but I donât think it lasted that long.â
âK, Ko-doucebag⊠Tell us just one thing.â
ââŠWhat is it?â
ââHow many,â was it?â
***
I closed my lips shut in silence as they also remained quiet. They glared daggers at me, pressuring me for a response.
âUmm⊠So just the âkiss aloneâ would be four; I mean fiveâŠâ
Alicia, Hua, Ran, Lunia⊠and Estelle.
I havenât kissed Marie yet and Miruamâs pregnancy was in the last iteration so it should be okay not to count them, right?
ââŠâ
ââŠâ
The silence went on for a long time. Before long, their eyes were filled with curiosity and awe.
âMaybe⊠We had the wrong idea all along.â
âKorin was living in the real world, which singles like us couldnât even imagine.â
ââStart off with a kissâ⊠Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!â
You donât have to write it downâŠ
Germain called me.
âSo⊠Sir Love Master.â
âLove Master⊠Thatâs a heavy title for me.â
âIf a guy that takes dozens of girls to a cafe isnât the Love Master, then who is?â Jaeger added from the side.
âLike I said, itâs a misunderstanding. Theyâre just friends.â
They refused to listen no matter how many times I tried to correct them.
âUmm⊠Whatâs the secret?â
âWhat secretâŠâ
Even if you ask that, how was I supposed to answer that question?
In the first place, I had never dated anyone properly. Miruam assaulted me so that was a separate issue.
Even back on Earth, I was so busy playing around with my friends that I didnât have the time to worry about dating anyone. For some reason, no one around me was interested in finding a date either.
âHmmâŠâ
But I did have experience with marriage so I could talk about how it went with Miruam but⊠there wasnât much.
âEat together, dance together, and⊠thatâs it.â
It would probably be best if I didnât include the, âGet assaulted and bear a kid,â part.
âStop your bullshit.â
It really worked though? I even married her!
âHow do you eat together in the first place? And how do you dance together? How do you do all that naturally?â
âMhmmâŠâ
To be honest, it wasnât anything hard.
âFirst off, get rid of your ulterior motives.â
âUlterior motives?â
âNote⊠Get rid of⊠ulterior motives.â
Luther? You donât have to write down everything.
âAnyway, people are generally quick at noticing when others have âother thoughtsâ about them.â
âI donât think youâre the one to talk.â
âDonât worry about him. Heâs just unique.â
Lark and Jaeger were getting noisy so I quieted them down.
âStop your chatter, students.â
âYes yes, Sir. Please grant us your heavenly knowledge.â
My logic was simple. Actually, rather than a simple dating tip, this was more about my attitude to other people.
âWhen youâre talking about famous restaurants or fancy cafes, you can tell them itâs a bit awkward for you to go by yourself as a guy. You can tell them you are buying.â
-Ohhh.
-Thatâs smooth.
-But what if they ask, âWhy should I?ââŠ
âFirst off, see if thereâs anything you can help them with. If theyâre carrying something heavy, ask them if they need a hand.â
Donât be so kind that they take you for a fool though.
After hearing all my tips on human relationships, Germain smiled in joy and gave a deep bow with the note in hand.
âT, thank you! Iâll try doing as you said, Senior!â
âYeah. Go ahead. You can have a meal together and thatâs how you become friends.â
However, on the next day.
ââŠSenior. Itâs not working.â
Germain came back to us and confessed his failed attempt with a disappointed look on his face.
âYou canât even get her to have a meal with you? Doesnât that mean you have absolutely no chance?â
âNo. Korin, itâs not that easyâŠâ
âIsnât having a meal already quite hard?â
Jaeger and Lark were saying the same thing as yesterday.
âCome.â
Fortunately, both the 1st-year and 2nd-years had a lesson today at the same time, and the 5th subject for freshmen started at 1 oâclock, so thinking that she must be at the cafeteria having lunch, I took the three to the Academy cafeteria and found Melina.
I was also somewhat acquainted with the junior with freckles and a red braided ponytail, so I walked up to her.
âJunior Melina. Whatâs the special menu today?â
âHuh? Sir Senior Korin?â
âDonât be so formal. Drop the âSirâ.â
âAh⊠Yes. Senior. Itâs meatball spaghetti today.â
âI see. Huh? Your hairstyle looks a bit different. Did you go to the one in the city?â
âYes. I did it recently.â
âIna Perm?â
âO wow! How did you know?â
âA lot of people do it there. The noonim there is amazing and thatâs also where I get my hair done. Actually, do you want a coupon for scalp treatment? I have a few 10% discount coupons.â
âUmm! Yeah I would love to!â
âThey also do scalp massages if you go there during the weekday. By the way, do you know a lot about the city? Something better than the meatball spaghetti we have over here. The ones here are okay, but thatâs pretty much it.â
âOf course I do! I didnât know you liked spaghetti. Do you want me to tell you about some famous restaurants?â
âI like them, but itâs a bit awkward for me to go by myself. Thereâs also something I can only ask âgirlsâ about. Can you help me buy something when youâre going out for your hair? I can buy dinner.â
âOkay. Then I can do my hair the day after tomorrow, and we can have dinner after that.â
âSounds good.â
I came back after the simple dinner appointment and realized that the three of them were looking dumbstruck with their eyes stuck on me.
âWhat⊠in the world just happened?â
âDonât ask meâŠâ
âHow is that? Super easy right?â
I said while shrugging my shoulders but Germain looked very depressed.
âBut whyâŠâ
This guy didnât suddenly ask her out for a meal out of the blue or anything, right?
ââŠWait. Isnât thisâŠâ
ââŠShh. Be quiet.â
ââŠInteresting.â